Morality. And diamonds. Lot of diamonds.

But behind the seemingly scandalous behavior was a woman with a clear sense of morality: she habitually married her lovers. People watched and counted, with vicarious pleasure, as she became Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner Fortensky — enough marriages to certify her career as a serial wife. Asked why she married so often, she said, in an assumed drawl: “I don’t know, honey. It sure beats the hell out of me.”


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The feedback is in, NY Times:

This just really makes me laugh.

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Compliments to you too, Peter!

You really must read THIS.

Comic gold.

Discuss.

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